Kiss My Amnesty

There are days and then there are good days for Conservatives. The defeat of the Amnesty bill was a very good day for Conservatives. The only one better was the congressional Class of 1994 take over led by Conservative Newt Gingrich. Why do I love this time? It allows me to cry from the highest mountain–KISS MY AMNESTY!

Like most Conservatives, amnesty was nothing more than a stinky, dirty diaper needing changing. It was a reward for illegal behavior. And the people spoke loud and clear with a resounding, “Kiss my amnesty and I’m not going to take it anymore.”

To Harry “The Boring” Reid, Ted “The Incoherent” Kennedy, and the whole clan of liberal Democrats looking to shove amnesty down the throat of America we say, “Kiss our amnesty!”

To the turncoat Republicans like Lindsey Graham-nesty, John “I just lost the election” McCain, and the other GOP appeasers not taking Conservatives serious we say this, “Kiss our amnesty and kiss your career goodbye!”

With the defeat of the amnesty bill, we can now get down to business. First, secure the borders and apply existing laws (i.e., build the fence, punish law breaking businesses who hire illegal immigrants, and follow the current rule of law). Then, and only then, once the government has proven its worth, come talk to us hard working Americans about dealing fairly and judiciously with the immigration problem. We will always welcome and will openly reward legal immigrants to this great country.

So, to all you Democrats, Republicans, activists, marchers, and supporters of this disastrous bill…KISS MY AMNESTY!