A “Conversation” with a Troll

August 21, 2007 by admin
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MuchoMachoMano* is a Digg troll and we decided to have a “conversation” with him today.** You are welcome to listen in if you like:

FHK: So, when did you first have this desire to become a Digg troll?

MMM: I was sitting in my mother’s basement, eating pizza, thinking…gosh, “I have no life” when it came to me. I could be somebody if I were a Digg troll.

FHK: Uh-huh. And what is your reason for being a troll to conservatives?

MMM: My father is a conservative. I hate him, I hate him, I hate him… (sobbing). He wanted me to be somebody…to do something with my life and move out of the basement. I…I…(bawling)…I think it is my way of getting back at my father.

FHK: Fascinating. You do have a few years of college education under your belt, no? Have you thought about using that, or finishing school?

MMM: College is B.S., man! Those professors at Berkeley think they’re so smart, but they’re not! I can smoke pot at home as well as at school, thank you very much!

FHK: That’s interesting…Word has it you are also a degenerate. Could you elaborate on that?

MMM: I’m not a degenerate. Sure, I smoke pot, I’m addicted to porn, harass women, pretend to be gay, use lots of gay references in my Digg posts, and my username is a gay reference but I’m really not gay…really. I just have issues…that’s all.

FHK: Okay. Do you see any resolution with your issues?

MMM: F. U. Dad…I mean, Ft. Hard Knox. Leave me alone Dad…I mean FHK…you conservatives are all alike. I hate you, I hate you, I hate you! I’ll see you on Digg you…you…you (breaks down sobbing and runs from the room).

FHK: Wow. Well, that was enlightening. Good luck in your basement and thanks for the conversation.

*Some names have been changed to protect…someone.

**This hypothetical conversation with MMM was just for amusement and fun. In reality, MMM doesn’t converse very well with conservatives.