The 10 Commandments of Global Warming

Those who worship at the alter of global warming have their own tenets of what is acceptable and not acceptable in their doomsday religion.  Here are the 10 commandments of global warming.

I. Thou shalt have no other views of global warming except ours.

II. Thou shalt buy carbon credits.

III. Thou shalt not take the name of global warming vain.

IV. Remember Al Gore, to keep him holy.

V. Honor Mother Earth and Father Gore.

VI. Thou shalt not kill the doomsday message.

VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery by listening to opposing perspectives.

VIII. Thou shalt not steal Al Gore’s thunder.

IX. Thou shalt not bear any facts toward any pro-doomsday global warming theory.

X. Thou shalt be controlled by the global warming environmentalists who will covet your freedom.

And the global warming crowd said, “Let it be written, let it be done. Amen.”