10 Ways to Raise a Liberal

Begin with infancy and give the child everything they want. In this way they will grow up to believe the world owes them.

Give the child all the spending money they want. Never let them earn their own.

Never give them any spiritual training. Wait until they are 18 and then let “them decide for themselves”.

Satisfy their every craving for food, drink, and comfort. See that every sensual desire is gratified.

Pick up everything they leave lying around. Do everything for them so that they will be experienced in throwing all responsibility on others.

Take their part against neighbors, teachers, and policemen. This will teach them there is no authority to respect.

 Avoid the use of “wrong.” They may develop a guilt complex. This will also condition them to believe later that society is bad.

Let them read any printed material, and listen to any music they can get their hands on to insure rules are unacceptable.

 When they get into trouble, apologize for them so they don’t learn any personal responsibility.

Vote Democrat and make sure your children know that you support socialized policies.

Modified from AV1611.org