Liberal Math for Professors = Moderate?

The Harvard Crimson is reporting that most professors are “moderates” according to a new study by Assistant Professor of Sociology Neil Gross. The caption even states that “moderates are the largest political group among professors.” Too bad they can’t add.

Unfortunately, liberals don’t know how to add. The total amount of professors who profess to be slight liberal to extremely liberal is 62.2 percent while the total conservative population is 19.7 percent. A total of 18 percent are moderate.

It is a sad state when liberals don’t know how to add. We conservatives, however, are happy to help you with your arithmetic. We understand that simple addition is a very challenging process for you.