Batman for President

Are you a conservative who finds yourself wondering who you’re going to vote for, now that Tancredo, Hunter, and Thompson have dropped out of the presidential race? Have no fear…Batman has decided to run for POTUS!

Who is the Batman? What does he stand for?

• Unflinching pursuit of the enemy.
  
• Deliverer of violent righteous justice.
  
• Believes in capital punishment for rape and probably for wearing underwear outside your pants.
  
• Absolutely willing to scare, beat, and torture the vile to save the lives of the innocent.
  
• Hates hippies, bad folk music, and corruption.
  
• Believes in revitalizing the inner city through capitalism and two-fisted justice.
  
• Wants to be left the hell alone to worship when, what, and how Batman chooses.
  
• Believes in protecting innocent human life from conception until he or the state puts it to death.
  
• If you come into his house, he wants to use any weapon he pleases against you, including ones he invented, permits be damned.
  
• Zionist.
  
• Clearly opposed to the death tax.
  
• Richer than God, and no, he’s not ashamed of it.

In 2008, the choice is yours. The choice is clear. Vote Batman.

For more information, go to www.batmanforpresident.com, and don’t forget to join the Facebook Group.

For readers who are sense-of-humor-challenged (you know who you are!) relax, this is “SATIRE.”