A burka always looks like Gort the robot in drag, yo know, from ‘THe Day the Earth Stood Still?’

“Klaatu barada nicto, Gort?” says it all really. Er, no. When my son first saw one, he started screaming hysterically. Maybe if we all showed such a natural and perceptive reaction, we’d be better off.

I’m gonna try it. Just like the Edward Munsch painting ‘The Scream’, eh? It really is a horror and no good will come from tolerating either the Burka, an SS uniform, a Red Star hat, a white pointed sheet or a Che the child killer Guevara t-shirt…they are ALL the same cloaks of “the Beast”.

Smile but carry a licenced gun, I say. Colonel Neville.