The Conspiracy Conspiracy Conspiracy.

A Conspiracy Theory Bore has an epiphany and discovers the true motivation behind their enthusiasm for Conspiracy jags.

 

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When I think of conspiracy bores, there are actually only a few conspiracies of note.

There’s clearly a conspiracy to make sure that conspiracy creeps are almost by default, unattractive to any mature, intelligent, professional, qualified, successful and attractive person of the opposite sex.

And there’s a secret facility that keeps churning out tedious deluded conspiracy freaks, dorks, megadags, academics and Hollywood boobs who find that reality is simply just not good enough for them. Maybe it’s in Area 51? And neither can any Himalaya of facts ever satisfy them, and only them. It‘s all about them really, innit? As opposed to er, “Them!”

‘Conspiracy Theory’ is a misnomer, there is no basis. But it’s a great way for the undeserving to get noticed, much like the uncool nobody who yells at the supermarket checkout girl. They are the ad nauseum star of a melodramatic moment, before sinking back into a well deserved and instant anonymity upon leaving.

Conspiracy is also a great filler for those who have absolutely nothing coherent, individual or grounded to say, and no sense with which to say it. Like er, Oliver Stone…Continue Reading >>