It’s only a paper, Moon.

 

 

The Reverend Sun Myung Moon started and owns the Washington Times. Hey, they have a nice crossword puzzle don’t they? Five down. A six letter word for an insane person ending in ‘oonie’? Moonie! What does one need to get on the Moons high spiritual vibration? One hundred billion dollars and a truck load of crazy pills!

 

 

There’s only one thing wrong with the Reverend Moon. Its alive! Now dig. I’m a Conservative Libertarian, but there are flaws and darkness on the Conservative side too, even if in the following spooky case, it originally kinda came about from the embarrassing farrago of Left Liberalism’s finest hour known as the er, 1970’s. I’m an equal opportunity critic and satirist kind of guy and therefore will point out sometimes rather harshly, even from my side of the River Styx, any unpleasant er, truths. What a guy!

Does this change my views on Conservatism and Christianity? They’re always changing in some way but er, no. The fact that some under the swingin’ scene of Conservatism and Christianity are either clueless boobs, nuts or frauds, or all three, has entirely no effect on my belief in the facts of life, which are relentlessly Conservative. Just like some Chef’s being lousy, hasn’t stopped me believing in eating. But I digress.

Yep, it’s a shocking thing that people high up in several Presidencies and government can be connected at all with a mindless, worldwide cult of mass conformity, headed by an incredibly rich bore and boob who speaks like a dirt farmer. Propagating it all via insane, utterly bogus propaganda and even to school children and teenagers, a load of Logical Fallacy laden junk, that is empirically phoney.

This massive sham and fraud is worth billions and is eagerly funded by business and government! Worst of all, it cannot be questioned at all, and anyone who does so, is the one with the problem. But enough about Al Gore and Global Warming.

Now with the whole Moon thing, there’s not only real darkness, but corruption, stupidity, full blown creep-out, the just plain crazy and the often cluelessly incongruous. And at the centre of this freakish universe is the planet sized Reverend Moon. Moon started and owns Conservative newspaper The Washington Times. Oh my, for a Conservative, is this not rather tragic, embarrassing and problematic, to put it mildly? This is no matter that there are good reporters and pieces in it. It’s still…the Moon!

Moon owns many New York landmarks, massive real estate holdings and literally thousands of sometimes enormously successful real and front companies. The main supplier of seafood to sushi Chefs in America is a Moon company, a monopoly called True World Foods. It includes industrial scale fishing and lobster plants etc. He also owns things like heavy industry in South Korea, a car plant in North Korea and so on.

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