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Cuba is still not a laugh a minute. [Part 3]

May 14, 2008 by Colonel Robert Neville  
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In the end, all tyrants, frauds and killers do eventually contribute enormously to the happiness of the world’s people. Because control freak swine and utter frauds do eventually die. Che is dead, dead, dead, dead, dead. Ain’t that great? And Castro soon too, eh? Now that’s gotta be worth a laugh and a drink between true friends and and a warm family? And interestingly, these are two things that a parasite like Che, just loved to destroy.

Why do so many people love Che the child killer Guevara? Well, they don’t, actually. Nope, they love themselves first and foremost. But that ain’t gonna cut it out in the world for the average and boring twerp, trust fund brat or mediocre celebrity that needs an army of script writer’s for the only times they utter anything worth a damn. Neither will it swing for a nobody variant, your venal hubristic rich freak, or just your common garden variety rapist and killer. No, no, no! You know that what you need is a Che makeover!

In reality, if you’re about as rebellious as a mass produced consumer of an image can be, and have nothing to offer anyone unless it’s entirely about you, or you’re a coward, a bore, a criminal, an overly complex, or a dimly and simple minded nerve ending of narcissism, and gross immaturity, well…

Hell, then just put on the worlds number one fancy dress of the living dead. Be a Che for a day! Or for an entire miserable, useless, ugly, destructive, contradictory, sheltered, privileged existence, and then pretend you’re somebody that you ain’t. Somebody that people should listen to and notice for er, anything, when you know and I know, ya got precisely nothing.

It’s such a shame to waste your life away like this…existing. Nothing but existing…Oh, there ain’t no life…nowhere. -Jimi Hendrix

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  1. Ron on May 14th, 2008 7:36 pm

    There just aren’t enough adjectives in this piece.

  2. Colonel Robert Neville on May 15th, 2008 12:53 am

    Dear Ron:

    You’re right. Too many adjective’s…but I find adjectives amusing, entertaining, pleasant, thrilling and so on. It’s part of the gag.

    The delightfully and curiously adjective prone Colonel Neville.

  3. Jenn Sierra on May 15th, 2008 3:46 pm

    For the record, I like his adjectives. ;-)

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