Some Political Humor

Politician: A guy who shakes your hand before an election, and your confidence afterwards.

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Senator to colleagues: Life in the Senate is getting too complicated. It’s impossible to sidestep one issue without stepping on another one.

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The Main Stream Media

A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A NYTimes reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life.

Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid i n danger, and acted as I felt right.

Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed. I’m a journalist from the New York Times , you know, and tomorrow’s paper will have this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride and what political affiliation do you have?

A Harley Davidson and I am a Republican.

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page:

BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

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Diapers and government need to be changed frequently for much the same reason.

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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.