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Eco-Friendly, Health-Consious, Pro-Diversity, and Politically-Correct at the Democratic National Convention

May 23, 2008 by Jenn Sierra  
Filed under Satire/Humor

Face The State, of Colorado, pokes a little fun at the REAL requirements for caterers at the Democratic National Convention:

DNC: And I see that you are a white male.

CHUCK: Uh, yeah. Is that a problem?

DNC: Probably. On page 8 of the RFP, we clearly state: “The planning committee will look to award 15% to minority business enterprises.”

CHUCK: Well, that sucks.

DNC: Excuse me?

CHUCK: Nothing.

DNC: We also expect contracts to be awarded to “..no less than 15% to women-owned business enterprises.” Are you by chance, owned by a woman?

CHUCK: Yeah, you could say that. I’m married.

DNC (getting angry): Listen. I’m trying to help you win the bid. Ok? Now, are you part of any other protected classes? For example, are you a member of the gay and lesbian community?

CHUCK: No. I live in Arvada.

Click here to read Chuck and the DNC rep’s discussion about the eco-friendly requirements and health-conscious rules. (Note: Just say “NO!” to Mountain Oysters!)

Also see Michelle Malkin: Democrat mayor says healthy food is “the new patriotism”

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  1. green thinking on May 25th, 2008 11:37 pm

    History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

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