Every Philistine critic gets to be an instant artist for the day.

Guileless, intelligent and nosey kid: “Papa, why are there so many Philistine control freaks in the world?”

Old Pops: “I don’t know, but it was the winning idea from the recent ‘non-ideas’ summit!”

“They’re disgusting. It’s the first time I’ve seen them and I find them absolutely revolting!”. Quite. No, that’s not Fluffy, our own medium size Prime Minister Kevin Rudd, speaking about his balls, but pasty Kev pronouncing from on high, but low brow, on the incredible work of internationally uber-respected and very successful Australian artist Bill Henson. A man whose work he seems to know precisely zero about. And regards the world of artistic expression, he appears to understand even less.

Yes, it’s the bleeding first time he’s seen ‘em, and quick as a flash, our Kev can form a stupid opinion even more clueless and weak minded than my Aunt Doris. And she’s dead. So young people, and especially girls are revolting, eh? Annoying and a bore, but nauseating? The PM must have had a rather difficult pubescence then, hence the palour. Even my five year old son doesn’t say girls are yukky anymore. Oh, I get it. It’s the perceived angle. I’d bet it’s his and not Bill’s then.

Innit great that such a bunko PM can weigh in on what kind of art is er, art? How er, Socialist.

“A picture of Glorious Celebrity Comrade Cate Blanchett for your approval, Prime Minister!”

Channel 7 News: ”…pornography posing as art”.

Yeah, whatever MSM boobs. The Police are charging Bill Henson, with er, alleged child pornography offences, due to his latest exhibition! I kid you not….Continue reading on Colonel Robert Neville Always Dresses for Dinner >>