Planet of the Arabs

An artist’s impression of a future Global Islamic Caliphate.

“You maniacs! You blew it up! Oh, damn you, damn you all to Hell!” Chuck’s day at the beach goes horribly wrong.

What would the world be like if Mohammed’s 1300 year old madman’s dream of a worldwide Islamic Caliphate actually came to pass? In an Islamic Twilight Zone of zero imagination regards the creative and positive all would be one, wouldn’t it? Maybe like a cross between Gaza, Iran and Mars, but without the sparkle and glamour. Perhaps a little like Saudi Arabia, where the wonderful global octopus of Emirates Ltd, spreads from. Yes, the same Emirates who have such an enormously successful business and PR machine here in Australia.

Ah, in sparkling downtown Riyahd there’s Deera or “Chop Chop Square”, where once a week , every Friday, you can take the kids literally, to see a public beheading. Or maybe they are beheading one of the kids. Whacky eh?

Sadly, few of those executed seem to like it, and often refuse to co-operate in stretching out their necks. So, the killers in charge then ram a knife into the victim’s anus. They execute men, women and minors, sports. Hey, Iran hangs 13 year old girls from cranes, and has murdered around 4,000 gays, many only young teenage boys, so why be the odd one out? Er, this is the culture we should um, “respect”. Er, all of it? Why exactly? They forget to say.

And for the many courageous Muslim dissidents, writers, artists, politicians and feminists etc, they live under constant and serious oppression, threats and death. And er, most are with little to no support in the West. Such people are not a current fashion of the Left, you see.

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