God save Dave Allen.

The Ayatollah Khomeini, AKA one of the greatest perverts and freaks in history,
blows snot from his nose, in the form of the head murderer of
4,000 Iranian Muslim homosexuals, the Prez of Iran, Armachimphead.

An Islamic regime must be serious in every field. There are no jokes in Islam. There is no humour in Islam. There is no fun in Islam. -Ayatollah Khomeini

More from the true face of King Chuckles:

Islam makes it incumbent on all adult males, provided they are not disabled and incapacitated, to prepare themselves for the conquest of [other] countries so that the writ of Islam is obeyed in every country in the world. But those who study Islamic Holy War will understand why Islam wants to conquer the whole world.

What is the good of us asking for the hand of a thief to be severed or an adulteress to be stoned to death when all we can do is recommend such punishments, having no power to implement them?

Those who know nothing of Islam pretend that Islam counsels against war. Those are witless. Islam says kill all the unbelievers just as they would kill you all! Does this mean that Muslims should sit back until they are devoured by [the unbelievers] Islam says Kill them, put them to the sword and scatter [their armies].

Does this mean sitting back until they overcome us? Islam says kill in the service of Allah those who may want to kill you! Does this mean that we should surrender to the enemy?

Islam says whatever good there is exists thanks to the sword and in the shadow of the sword! People cannot be made obedient except with the sword! The sword is the key to Paradise, which can be opened only for Holy Warriors!

There are hundreds of other [Koranic] verses and Hadith’s [sayings of the Prophet] urging Muslims to value war and to fight. Does all that mean that Islam is a religion that prevents men from waging war I spit upon those foolish souls who make such a claim. -Ayatollah Khomeini

Ah, a delightful quote by the Ayatollah Khomeini, who not only was a Muslim, but was and is considered one of the greatest of Islamic spiritual leaders, and an enormous inspiration by millions and millions of Muslims throughout the Middle-East, and worldwide. You can find his poster most anywhere, along with Osama Bin Laden, Carlos the Jackal, Sheik Yasini, Che the child killer Guevara and Claude Van Damme.

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