Derek and Clive tackle a conundrum.

Clive: “From beginning to end, PC Left Liberalism is one big ‘effing suicidal contradiction, Derek. It’s such a very old load of unbelievably back dated bollocks, that most Leftards have to take enormous amounts of bleeding drugs to not only understand any of it, which can’t be done, but to believe a single shred of it. Thus their greatest wish is to convince every dissenter by force, via state controlled conformity, intimidation and violence.

Such phony baloney and moral vanity driven fraud, can only be swallowed whole, if like a drug addicted whore in a toilet, you disguise the true flavour of morally and rationally going down, with ample helpings of cough syrup. This dear Derek, is the true face of Left Liberal smiley faced Fascism”.

Derek: “They’re all arseholes!”

Clive: “Exactly, Derek”.

Derek [on piano]: “Oh, John Pilger came into the lav to film his latest doc. ‘E said I need more bleeding funding, so can I suck your…”

Clive: “It’s a funny coincidence that you should mention John Pilchard, the avid fan of all things Marxist and thus deemed er, “progressive” Derek, because I never think of him. A progressive is someone who develops ever more acceptable versions of the exact same thing by simply changing the name.

Thus the religion that is trying to kill us all and invariably is offended or threatens violence at any criticism of their murderous antics, is a religion of er, peace. And the faith that is a major cornerstone of what has given us the enormous freedom and prosperity of Capitalist Democracy, free speech, women’s rights, children’s rights and gay rights via the free flow of ideas and innovation is called er, intolerant.

Thus as they say at the peoples cube, truth telling is now hate speech and hate speech = sensitivity training. Targeting terrorists = indiscriminate murder of civilians, indiscriminate murder of civilians = resistance to imperialism…Continue reading on Colonel Robert Neville Always Dresses for Dinner>>