Stop Ross Garnaut before he kills again!

My God! Call the Police! 4,000 people are going to be killed! It’s Ross ‘what me worry?’ Garnaut! MAD Magazine and Alfred E, Neuman’s got nothin’ on Ross! And who says academics are dorks and mega dags? What a swinger and so self aware! Yep, Ross is apparently sensitive to the environment, but perhaps not the dating environment.

Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar.
You’re gonna go far, fly high,
You’re never gonna die,
You’re gonna make it if you try;
They’re gonna love you. Have a Cigar. -Pink Floyd

Deaths due to Global Warming are exactly zero. People dead due to Left Socialist ideology are more than a 100 million and counting. But don’t worry, with bio-fuel food production diversion and stopping development in the third world, the Left can even it up nicely. Here’s eco-imperialism.

Wikipedia:

Atmospheric scientist Reid Bryson said in June 2007 that “There is a lot of money to be made in this… If you want to be an eminent scientist you have to have a lot of grad students and a lot of grants. You can’t get grants unless you say, ‘Oh global warming, yes, yes, carbon dioxide.

About four billion bucks in 2007. Hey, yeah, the world is acting just like a greenhouse eh? You mean a greenhouse with ice and snow and oceans and air currents and mountains and plains? Like that kind of greenhouse? There’s no way I could grow rhubarb in that! But Ross Garnaut can!

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