Spot the smiley fascism!

“Hey, come on, man! It’s not just Islam that does this! All religions are just as bad! Especially the Anglicans!” -A. Boob

No, really… Yeah, like only last week, a couple of Seventh Day Adventist old ladies came around with copies of ‘The Watchtower Magazine’ lifted those from a Jehovah’s Witness no doubt, and said, “Have you heard the good news?”

Colonel Neville: “No, what is it?”

Old fruit cake nibblers: “We’ve got assault rifles!”

If it wasn’t for the Smith & Wesson M76 sub machine gun I keep in the umbrella stand, they would have got me. I hit the one with the Zimmerframe and I’m pretty sure I winged the other with the hump, but she limped away.

“As he was carted off in a police wagon the funny side of Section 132 of SOCPA seemed to go with him. The crowds seemed unsettled, too. Their laughter gave way to bewilderment and shock. If only the architects of SOCPA and all the MPs who voted for it in parliament had been on hand to explain to us all why there was nothing sinister about a man dressed as Charlie Chaplin being arrested outside Downing Street for carrying a sign that said ‘NOT ALOUD’.” Goodbye Magna Carta by Dan Kiernan.

Dear sports, read the following three paragraphs of law and choose the one that starts in cynicism and control freakery and can only end in smiley faced fascism. But don’t worry…that’s not until next week!

Article 19. United Nations Declaration of Human Rights. 1948.

“Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers”.

The Constitution of the United States of America. Amendment 1. Freedom of Religion, Press, Expression. Ratified 12/15/1791.

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances”…Continue reading on Colonel Robert Neville Always Dresses for Dinner >>