Derek and Clive discuss Islam Expo neglecting to expose itself.

July 25, 2008 by Colonel Robert Neville  
Filed under For Your Entertainment

One of the many interactive displays at IslamExpo 2008 in London.
So remember folks, there’s plenty for the kids, too!

[Thought crime warning!]

Derek: “Christ! I can’t stop sneezing Clive!”

Clive: “Here have a Koran”.

Derek: “Isn’t that blasphemy?”

Clive: “By all means, have a blast for me, Derek”.

Derek: “Braaaat!”

Clive: “What do you know about Islam, Derek, apart from it being a religion of peace and mayhem?”

Derek: “Well, that f____ Mohammad never gave me the horn at all”.

Clive: “Would it be fair to say that when you peruse the mighty and creepy works of the Prophet of Doom, you are sans horn, Derek?”

Derek: “Absolutely. They used to call me Allah…it was Allah all the time! But what about this er, Islam balls, Clive?”

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