President of Iran sees the image of Mohammad in a vomit bucket.

 

 

 

Inspired by the “Holy Chuck Soup” as it’s now become known, the Iranian Minister for Raping School Girls, spontaneously pays homage to the numerous historical examples of the Prophet.

 

 

 

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“Hassan! Come quickly! It’s a miracle!” shouted Iran’s President Armachimphead, [real name Roger Goon] to his long time companion and masseuse, Hassan the Imam. The reason for Roger’s joy, was that sometime after lunch Sunday, the head Goon of Iran had allegedly discovered the face of the Prophet revealed in a simple throw pale.

And it was a miracle typical of the region. In fact, the Middle-East has more miracles per square kilometre than anywhere else on earth, outside of the Highlands of New Guinea’s cannibal regions. From such wonders as the Koran having been revealed in a humble cave to a lice ridden rapist, to every invention and discovery being made exclusively by Muslims, and before anyone else.

This includes the Chinese “stealing” all their ideas from Muslims, thousands of years before the founding of Islam, according to the Iranian Science and Goat Cheese Minister Mr Abhoub Adoodle Dhou, because the wily Chinese “knew it was coming”…Continue reading on Colonel Robert Neville Always Dresses for Dinner >>