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Feeding the lyin’ to the Christians.

August 5, 2008 by Colonel Robert Neville  
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The Principal of The Joseph Goebbels Polytechnic, Dr Christian Szell, fine tunes a student’s incorrect attitude. Remember, expressing an individual view based on your own rational experience plus solid empirical research, is always wrong in today’s education system, whenever it contradicts zer current glorious paradigm!

Dr Szell: “Islam iz a religion of peace, iz zit not?”

Dustin Halfman: “I don’t understand. Do you mean it is, or it isn’t?”

Dr Szell: “Islam iz a religion of peace? Yes?”

Dustin Halfman: “Aaargh! Yes! It’s so peaceful you wouldn’t believe it!”

Dr Szell: “Zer Fuhrer was zer greatest comedian ever, ja?”

Dustin: “Is that yes he was, or yes he wasn’t?”

Dr Szell: “Let’s be positive!”

Dustin: “This is insane! What do you want? Aaaaargh! Ok! Hitler was a freakin’ riot!”

Hey, ya know some alleged Christians are largely ‘effed in the head, inverted and Twilight Zoned out, when their bogus view of er, reality, such as it is, reminds one of the old corny visual gag featuring a scorecard. You know, “Lions 100. Christians 0”. Boom-tish. Yawn…Continue reading on Colonel Robert Neville Always Dresse for Dinner >>

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