#dontgo Movement Update
August 8, 2008 by TXPoet
Filed under For Your Entertainment
The #dontgo movement for those not paying attention started a week ago today. It is where rebel congressmen stood up to the Head Mistress Pelosi and said “Hell, No, We Won’t Go!”
It is traditional for Representatives to make five minute speeches at the end of a session. They even sign up to do this. This year they signed up and began speaking but the dominatrix in charge didn’t like what she heard or perhaps her Prada pumps were pinching her toes. For what ever reason she turned out the lights, turned off the lights, removed the water from the floor and left OUR Congressmen in the dark still talking.

Petulant Pelosi has refused again and again to even bring the subject of energy relief to a vote. She doesn’t want to embarrass those anti-American Congressmen from her party who will vote against any energy bill since their aim is to push gasoline prices as high as they can. It is funny they claim to be doing so for “our benefit”, but it is their stock portfolios that seem to be the real recipients of this. Also Nasty Nancy thought she could use the high energy costs to get votes for her party. She always has put Party Politics above the needs and desires of the American people. Her arrogance when she states that she wants to save the Planet is nauseating since according this history book I have read only the Messiah can save the world and I am not talking the obamanation that is currently the Democratic candidate
Congressmen are still showing up to do OUR work while Mistress Nancy is on her book tour to Hell.
Events like this bring excitement back to politics. It also brings back something sorely lacking this campaign season…Humor.
Barack Hussein Obama II just announced his Vice Presidential Candidate…
It is Barrack Hussein Obama II.
Top 10 Pickup Lines for Washington DC Bars.
10. With no spine, I am very flexible , it’s a job requirement.
9. I believe in the audacity of hope, lets start drilling and I will show you a real gusher?
8. Damn baby, you have more curves than the Democrat Party line.
7. What is your favorite position in the energy crisis debate?
6. Didn’t I see you in the Congressional library – on the cover of Communist Manifesto?
5. Is your father Bill Ayers? ‘Cause you’re a bomb!
4. How’d you like to feel a thrill up your leg?
3. Want to check the pressure in my pants?
2. I’d like your opinion on my poll
And the #1 pickup line…
Let’s turn out the lights and play, Find the Speaker!


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