Derek and Clive Compare Madonna to Hitler

Clive: “Derek, I’d like to draw your attention to a holiday snap I took of Madonna, the singing aerobics instructor. It’s a lovely pic of the stringy one with her trademark moustache and swastika chic, saluting her fans on the way to a concert performance at Nuremberg. Madonna, or old granite head with matching soul as she is affectionately known, later performed many of her magical and wondrous hits.

Songs such as ‘Neurotic Bint’, ‘Like an Irrational Gutter Whore’, and I’m sure you’ll agree, the rather revealingly honest song ‘Just Another Obscenely Spoiled Moderately Talented, Super Narcissistic, Shallow, Irrelevant Phony Celebrity Mental Midget and Moral Geek Arsehole’. It’s from her brand newt album ‘Beyond ‘Effing Belief’.

From Yahoo News:

Pop diva Madonna has upset US presidential hopeful John McCain by comparing the Republican with Adolf Hitler. During a concert in Cardiff, Madonna flashed images of Adolf Hitler and Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe followed by McCain.

In contrast Democrat candidate Barack Obama was in a sequence with John Lennon, Al Gore and Mahatma Gandhi. McCain’s campaign hit back at the comparison and angrily condemned the segment.

Madonna’s swipe at McCain came during a performance of the song “Get Stupid”, when the Republican contenders image was flashed up alongside images of destruction and global warming. McCain campaign spokesman Tucker Bounds said it divisive.

“The comparisons are outrageous, unacceptable and crudely divisive all at the same time,” Bounds said. “It clearly shows that when it comes to supporting Barack Obama, his fellow worldwide celebrities refuse to consider any smear or attack off limits.”

Derek: Brand newt, Clive?

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