Mickey Mouse must die, says Saudi Arabian cleric

September 16, 2008 by Orlando  
Filed under News/Op-Ed

Mickey Mouse is Satan’s soldier according to one Saudi Cleric and must die.  Here’s the story from China Daily:

Sheikh Muhammad Munajid claimed the mouse is “one of Satan’s soldiers” and makes everything it touches impure… The cleric, a former diplomat at the Saudi embassy in Washington DC, said that under Sharia, both household mice and their cartoon counterparts must be killed… “”The mouse is one of Satan’s soldiers and is steered by him.”

 

Also see: Little Green Footballs - Saudi Clerics Issuing Fatwahs for TV Producers

 

Comments

6 Responses to “Mickey Mouse must die, says Saudi Arabian cleric”
  1. Jenn Sierra Jenn Sierra says:

    Oh, that does it. That’s the last straw. You have to draw the line somewhere, and anyone who wants to harm Mickey Mouse is no friend of mine. It’s on, now, buddy. Yeah, M-I-C ya real soon. K-E-Y? Because I like him!

    Altogether now…M-O-U-S-EEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

    [Note...I have no idea how this idiot thinks you can kill a cartoon mouse, and I don't plan to find out!]

  2. Ron Ron says:

    What about the Islamic mouse a while back? Remember the Islamic children’s show put on by Hamas where the mouse, obviously based on Mickey Mouse, was teaching children to kill Jews and infidels? See here.

  3. Buffoon Buffoon says:

    I was trying to think of a funny angle on this this morning, but have come up with nothing…

    Ron made the point I was thinking as well, mice are bad unless they are killing infidels…

    Maybe if we let them have nukes they would leave Mickey alone…???

    Not that Disney and their collectivist cartoons deserve any protection…

  4. Orlando Orlando says:

    Look on the bright side, at least Mini Mouse doesn’t have to wear a burka and Donald Duck can still go without pants. Oh wait… that might be next.

  5. Minnie Mouse says:

    After all these years… Mickey… my Mickey… How could I live with him all these years and not know? Goofy tried to tell me… he warned me… but alas… Satan does mask as the angel of light… Mickey… my Mickey… Walt… my creator and mentor once said… “ I hope that we never lose site of one thing: that it was all started by a Mouse.” Prophetic … sigh…

  6. Jenn Sierra Jenn Sierra says:

    Don’t believe the haters, Minnie! lol

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