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Practicing My Prayers

November 4, 2008 by Orlando  
Filed under News and Opinion

If the Messiah wins I will need to practice my prayers to insure I am in compliance with the liberal elite who will, no doubt, pressure me to worship at the alter of Lord Obama Most Mericiful.  So here is my potential prayer to keep liberals at bay.  Tell me what you think:

Our Lord Obama, who art in the Whitehouse, hallowed be thy name.  Thy socialist kingdom come, thy will be done in the U.S. as it is in Communist China.  Give us this day my daily free bread and forgive me my mortgage as we do not forgive those who make too much money.  And lead us not into higher income but deliver us from capitalism.  For thine is the socialist kingdom, the liberal power, and the spread the wealth glory forever and ever.  Amen.

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5 Responses to “Practicing My Prayers”
  1. Jenn Sierra Jenn Sierra says:
    November 4, 2008 at 1:47 pm

    Orlando, they’ll kill me before I’ll submit to socialist or islamic rule in the United States. And having friends who have come from both communist and from islamic countries, I’m fully aware that is not an empty promise.

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  2. Ron Ron says:
    November 4, 2008 at 3:15 pm

    Ditto!

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  3. Orlando Orlando says:
    November 4, 2008 at 8:56 pm

    I agree with you too. I’m being sarcastic about the Messiah, Lord Barack His Holiness Almighty Socialist. My real prayer to Barack is “Kiss my conservative a**.”

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  4. Jenn Sierra Jenn Sierra says:
    November 4, 2008 at 9:24 pm

    LOL, Orlando. Conservatives have a real fight ahead of us.

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  5. Colonel Robert Neville Colonel Robert Neville says:
    November 9, 2008 at 5:51 am

    Dear Orlando:

    I have read the directive from the Peoples Commisariat as instructed, & I have obeyed.

    I now worship THE OBAMA, the ONE who will deliver us unto the Holy Bomb and the Sacred Marxist Fallout. I thankyou for the correct instructions and teaching me my thoughts for “todays truth”.

    Colonel Neville.

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