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NEW ISLAM! Now with TEN TIMES more JIHAD POWER!

November 11, 2008 by Colonel Robert Neville  
Filed under News and Opinion

Winston on his way to Interfaith Dialogue 7,063. For ease of delivery, Winnie is going to deliver his main points in bullet form.Hey, when is the next Interfaith Dialogue scheduled? Immediately after the next Muslim terrorist attack, silly. Everyone knows that.

Milo Filofax: Unlike other culturally exhausted religions that are riddled with pathetic doubts, NEW ISLAM! has real Infidel Killing Power!

There are no doubts with NEW ISLAM! Now with JIHAD POWER!

See for yourselves as we ask these popular celebrities what they think of NEW ISLAM!

So, mein Herr, have you discovered NEW ISLAM! yet? So what’s the Fuhrer?!

Adolph Hitler: “You see, it’s been our misfortune to have the wrong religion. Why didn’t we have the religion of the Japanese, who regard sacrifice for the Fatherland as the highest good? The Mohammedan religion too would have been much more compatible to us than Christianity. Why did it have to be Christianity with its meekness and flabbiness”.

Milo Filofax: Excellent. And now we meet everybody’s favourite jackbooted psycho locust! What’s the death sentence, Heinrich? For or against NEW ISLAM!?

Heinrich Himmler: “I have nothing against Islam because it educates the men in this division for me and promises them heaven if they fight and are killed in action. A very practical and attractive religion for soldiers”.

Milo Filofax: Now you’re not convinced about NEW ISLAM! Churchy. Why? (Continue reading on Colonel Robert Neville Always Dresses for Dinner >> )

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