Sadly, the Al Qaeda terrorist training of King Rat David Hicks, provided no coaching in pronunciation, syntax, and grammar.

These are the dead children of Beslan. This is what David Hicks trained for. This is the hideous and only truth of what everyone learns when they train with gee, Muslim terrorists. This is what Al Qaeda do, it’s all they do, and all for their endgame of a global Islamic Caliphate. For the Leftards of Australia, this is their hero.

From the one thousand metre stare of David Hicks. “By the way I have met Osama bin Laden 20 times now, lovely brother, everything for the cause of Islam. The only reason the West calls him the most wanted Muslim is because he’s got the money to take action”.

Bravo, you crazy diamond Dave!

David Hicks, current shitbag pet of local Leftards, has released a dumbass video via treasonous Leftard Marxist activist freak front group GetUp. In his wonderfully bogus vid, Dave stares ahead like the brainless habitual liar and trained murderous bogan creepy bore that he’s been for years.

With zero sense of decency, honesty, responsibility or style, our hero Dave, blames entirely everyone but the postman and especially us, for his er, heartbreaking difficulties. The very people he wanted so much to murder en masse. Check and nuance, eh Dave? You rotten to the core bastard. But our MSM would never be so er, judgemental of a er, Islamist loon and Leftard icon.

All through his advertisement for NEW IMPROVED HICKS!‘, Dave delivers his performance arse piece with the fluid articulation of Zippy the pinheaded kindergarten dropout circus freak, apparently recovering from some kind of delirium trauma heavy sedation therapy.

Yes, Davo er, “suffered” in Guantanamo, while apparently eating the gallons of ice-cream that added around twenty kilos to his killer camp toned bulkoid. “I woz framed!” Ya gonna need a bigger frame, Dave!