Baz Lurhman graciously blames the audience and critics for his bad movie.

The unbearable lot of many an ACTUAL Koori woman and thus not suitable as a government backed tourism movie. Apparently slashed with a broken beer bottle by a male Koori, her dilemma lacks the required evil white element to ever generate even the slightest interest among the urban Left. Here’s an idea for Baz and the Guv. Make a well written film instead of a political pamphlet, and that is also entertaining and relates to people! Could work.

As per usual in Australia, the creamy elites of our largely taxpayer funded mediocre arts like Bazza the clown, say that the real problem is not their arrogant lack of talent, skill, intelligence, or having little or nothing to say whatsoever. And it’s not because Baz lacks a SINGLE coherent idea that prevents the artiste known as Baz, and his oddly forgettable rubbish from being a massive and well deserved success.

Nope, it’s the AUDIENCE. They are to blame. Oh yes, and the critics. Blah blah, woof woof.

Riiiight. Sure it is. So his beautifully shot, very appealing in parts and sadly often bullshit tripe reel, is entirely the fault of the observer and having observed how crap it is, they have moved on. Oh, how unfair and ungrateful the stupid masses are! I may be anonymous but you ain’t getting my $14, Baz old chum!

Look, as I said to a pal of mine, “Baz the boob still deserves credit for the massive effort required to make even a dodgy film. So in spite of however acceptable his peculiar and “right on!” bigotry, kudos for him. He’s made more films than I have evn if he only made one”.