Thanks To Sotomayor, I Get To Be a Racist

May 29, 2009 by Orlando  
Filed under News and Opinion

sotomayor-in-robeThanks to Judge Sonia Sotomayor, I now know it is good to be a racist. Not only will it be overlooked, but I will get rewarded! I get this because my skin is brown.

All this time, I thought if I worked hard, treated people with respect, got my education, played by the rules, adored the constitution, and a sought to be a patriotic American citizen that would lead to success. Stupid me! However, thanks to the Grand Wizard herself, Sonia “Better Conclusion” Sotomayor I have come to realize I just need to throw some racial epitaphs into my language, be condescending, throw around the race card, join exclusive race groups, and all will be given to me.

There’s an added bonus. I can be as racist as I want, but white people can’t. You see, it is a one-way street. If a white person were to say something racist to me, I could flag them as a hatemonger and go running to the Obamniacs who would gladly take my side. In fact, white people wouldn’t even have to say a racist word. My accusation that they are the racist would be all I need.

Well, I’m off to find my brown KKK hood and robe, stand in line for free stuff, and watch those promotions start rolling in. Wish me luck!

Comments

3 Responses to “Thanks To Sotomayor, I Get To Be a Racist”
  1. Arthur_500 says:

    I was turned down for an assistant professorship with the statement, “He can get a job anywhere he wants, let (name withheld) have it to giver another year to find a husband.”
    since then I have lost opportunities due to my color, my religion and now my age. That’s OK though because I am just a hard-working caucasian male. It is my responsibility to atone for those who were born centuries before me and (pay) pave the way for those who seek to work less and achieve more.

  2. Buford says:

    I ve seen this happen before in the Army. To right the so called wrongs do to the blacks they were given favorable treat when it came to promotions. I saw a black SSG get a promotion to SFC over white SSG, who worked in the unit, just because he was black. They overlook the fact that the black SSG had a court martial on his record and the white SSG didn’t. Just think of the New Haven firefighters and powers to be just don’t care.

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