Where’s Hillary?

She is suppose to be the smartest woman in the world.  Where is she?  What happened to Hillary?  She has become Waldo!

Has anybody seen hide or hair of Hillary Clinton?  You remember her–the Secretary to State.  She was the one Barack Obama hand-picked to head her foreign policy.  Now she is harder to find than a needle in a haystack.  Nobody knows where she is, what she does, or, frankly, cares for that matter.  She is nothing more than a second rate toilet bowl cleaner in the Obama administration.  She has been sent off to obscurity.

In fact, I dare anybody to name one foreign policy success she has brokered.  I’m waiting.  Take your time…I’ve got plenty.  No, I didn’t think you would come up with anything.  She is a non-entity–nothing more than a backstage helper in Barack Obama’s one man show.  She has become nothing short of useless–a no-name nothing negated to nowhere.

But her absence tells us volumes about the Obama administration.  Nobody, and I mean nobody, is to take the spotlight away from the Messiah (or as Oprah calls him, “The One”).  Hillary has met her match.  Who would have thought she would have been polishing Obama’s shoes pretending to do foreign policy.  She has become the joke Conservatives always thought she was.  That’s the funny part.

Well, good luck to Hillary…um, what’s her name again?