Fun Facts Of The Day

To survive in hostile environments, cockroaches rely on their own vermin: Blattabacterium, a microbe that hitched a ride inside roaches 140 million years ago, and hasn’t left since.
Researchers who sequenced the Blattabacterium genome have found that it converts waste into molecules necessary for a roach to survive. Every cockroach is a testimony to the power of recycling — thanks to their microbes, they don’t even need to pee.

While this may make the cockroach the envy of beer drinkers the world over, surely this will not spare them from the bottom of our shoes moving in their direction at high velocity, nasty little bugs they are.

Surprisingly, a common fact about a different variety of cockroach, the DCius Democraticas Socialistus has gone unnoticed.  The DDS must spew raw feces from their mouths daily to survive.  Luckily, there is a lower form of cockroach, the North American Entitlement Serf, that finds the feces an irresistible treat and gobbles it up as quickly as its spewed.  Thus keeping our streets clean.

The scientific community could not be reached for comment.

Zombifying Parasite Sniffs out Poison to Find Its Host

Eliza Strickland:

In an ironic twist, the weaponry of the fire ants that have invaded the American South is also their potential downfall. Entomologists have found that the fire ants’ venom contains chemical compounds that attract their natural foes, the parasitic phorid flies that turn ants into zombies before decapitating them.

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While the phorid flies aren’t thought to go after native insect species, they target the fire ants in a truly terrifying way. An adult fly lays its egg in an ant’s body, and the larva then migrates to the ant’s head and devours its brain from the inside. For several weeks the ant wanders aimlessly, until the larva is ready to pupate and begins to secrete enzymes that decapitate the ant. Scientists aren’t sure why the flies bother to cut off the head. It may serve as an escape pod from residual toxins in the near-empty body [Science News].

Spun for your enjoyment:

In an ironic twist, the simple mindedness of the common progressive democrat that has invaded the American landscape is also their potential downfall. Patriots have found that the common liberal progressives brain contains chemical compounds that attract their natural foes, the parasitic progressive politicians that turn otherwise good citizens into zombies before decapitating them.

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While the progressive politicians aren’t thought to go after productive tax payers, they target the common liberal serf in a truly terrifying way. A socialist politician lays its egg in the serfs body, and the larva then migrates to the serfs head and devours its brain from the inside. For several years the serf wanders aimlessly, until the larva is ready to pupate and begins to secrete enzymes that decapitates him or her. Patriots aren’t sure why the progressive politicians bother to cut off the head. It may serve as an escape pod from residual toxins in the near-empty body.

And now you know…

Danke Rusty for the graphic.

Sincere Apologies To The FHK Readers

I recently received an email from our beloved Jenn advising that my potty mouth was cause for concern to the FHK readership and that I should promptly ingest a few shavings of soap.  Well, I added that last part myself but the message came through loud and clear.

My honest, sincere apologies to any I may have offended, I often forget in my cocoon of country boy, hard working, hard playing, gun totin’, potty mouthed world that its not always appropriate.

After all, I wouldn’t stand in the middle of a crowd of women and children and spew obscenities, so I shouldn’t do it here.

Sincerest apologies… now stop reading my sniveling and go fight the good fight!

I do have one request though…

Roy Blunt (R) Tells a Monkey Story (LGF’s Charles Johnson Stokes The Racism Flames)

(Updated)

Eh… <— (Normally there would be a link here… but @#$%^&*! LGF)

One can hear a racist tinge slipping into Blunt’s story only if one is inclined to racism… right?  The truth is, that after the lead in from Charles, I couldn’t help but hear a racist jab at Obama.

Ain’t journalism great?

Arrrgghhh, what say you matey?

 

Action Alert! Time To Tap The Outer Continental Shelf

From Partnership For Energy, or as the left would say, those evil @#%&*! oil companies who put gas in our evil @#%&*! cars so we can go to those evil @#%&*! jobs to work for some evil @#%&*! white man’s corporation to feed our evil @#%&*! kids…oh wait…I take that last part back.

But seriously folks.

While we are working hard to help stop damaging policies like the Waxman-Markey climate legislation from being enacted, we also need to push hard to encourage positive solutions, such as increased domestic energy exploration and production.

The federal Minerals Management Service (MMS) is now considering a new five-year leasing program that will greatly expand our nation’s access to the resource-rich Outer Continental Shelf (OCS).  It is vital that the MMS hear strong support for moving forward with its plan to open 31 areas for oil and natural gas exploration.  This plan will create thousands of new jobs, reduce our dependence on foreign fuel, and make our nation more energy secure.

The deadline to submit comments to MMS is September 21, so please communicate your support today. Click here to take action now!

When you write Congress and MMS, please emphasize the key reasons why it makes sense to develop energy resources on federal lands and offshore:

A recent study concluded that new development of energy resources in the OCS and on federal lands could generate $1.7 trillion in new public revenues A revitalized exploration and production program could add 160,000 jobs to our nation’s damaged economy.

Domestic production will reduce reliance on energy imports and strengthen our nation’s energy security.

Visit the Partnership for America’s Energy Security Action Center to send your letter today.

It’s vital that we add our voices to the public debate at this crucial time.

Your letter will help Congress understand that we need a balanced strategy for addressing our nation’s energy needs:  Renewable energy, nuclear, coal, oil, and natural gas all must be part of planning a secure energy future for our nation.

Thank you for participating in this important action.

Bill Rozett
Executive Director
Partnership for America’s Energy Security

And now, Deputy Dog exposes those evil @#%&*! oil tycoons who put gas in our evil @#%&*! cars so we can go to work for those evil @#%&*!…well…you get it by now.

Right?

 

Stalin’s Grandson Sues Newspaper For Painting His Gran’Pappy As An A-hole Tyrant

The humanity!

“And This So Called President Sent These People”

Headline via a comment from perks-a real PATRIOT at FanOreilly ’s Soda Head feed.

TheGruntone

Surely the argument could be made that the information in the video could be incorrect or concocted.  But, I feel safe in saying that Obama (via whatever proxy) sent these people to quell resistance to his agenda.  So, the left may argue that the accompanying text is bogus.  None can deny the subject matter of the exchange or the anger, fear and uneasiness displayed in response to the Obama coup.

It’s happening my friends, be safe.

The left is anything… but freedom.

Via Daily Kos: SEIU Whines About “Threatening” Phone Call

Assuming this is legit, I find it hilarious that the big bad SEIU would whine about a phone call that is simply a valid response to oppression.

SEIU

Obviously, this is somebody who went took Sarah Palin’s class on constitutional law. The argument appears to go something like this: “If you say that you disagree with me, you’re revoking my First Amendment rights, and to defend them, I’m going to shoot you!”

Yeah Kos, obviously…

Personally, I think its pure Leninn style propaganda.  You know, “workers unite” and all that.

But I couldn’t agree with the message more.  As Martin Lawrence said, “run tell dat.”

NOTE:  As a man with an Italian last name, I urge my four readers to remember that most of the union faces you see are not Italian, but black.  I wouldn’t want Italian union thugs getting a bad rap.

Does that make me a racist?

Another NOTE:  You MUST check out the comments from the leftist....

More, more, more:

Video: SEIU activists try to set ObamaCare opponents straight

Union Brownshirts Assault Patriots at Town Hall Meetings

Racist Attack At Townhall Meeting (Update)

VIOLENCE AT TOWN HALLS PREDICTABLE AND DISTURBING

Black Conservative’s Attorney Sends Out Letter After Brutal Attack At Carnahan Town Hall Meeting

Truth Does Not Matter In The Health Care “Debate”

“Obama in Mom Jeans” – Greg Morton

The Bob & Tom Show…

H/T: martyspears

Also see the “Obama Man” song by Greg Morton.

 

Texas Ditch Surfing Fail

This may not have been such a stupid stunt had the “surfers” chosen a different method of locomotion.   See if you can spot the fail.

Spot it?  At a minimum they should have been pulled by at the very least a monster truck.

Note to the “surfers,” being pulled by a golf cart is gay… plain old San Fransicko gay.

Just sayin…

Al Gore: Still Sheisty, Still Delusional…

From Marc Sheppard at American Thinker:

In the past we’ve questioned former Vice President Al Gore’s honesty (Gore’s Deceptive Rolling Stone Interview); his use of intimidation tactics and character assassination to promote his lies (Gore’s Grave New World); his proclivity for championing policy based wholly on erroneous facts (Gore Celebrates Israel’s 60th With Whoppers) and, ultimately, his very soundness of mind (Al Gore’s Global Warming Therapy).  So comments he made to an Australian reporter last weekend which betrayed an evident disconnect with reality, while certainly mind-boggling, were by no means astonishing.

In short, the Goracle was gingerly confronted on the patent dishonesty of his communist cause operating under the guise of saving the earth from that evil creature called man.  He outright, stone face lied about the existence of any opposing view regarding “climate change.”

But what did you expect him to do?

Head on over and get a chuckle at what must be in Gore, a criminal that could only be rivaled by Bernie Madoff himself.

The Assault Rifle

 

The MP-44 was the first operational assault rifle and its introduction influenced the development of small arms in all of the armies that encountered its firepower. Its introduction during the Second World War caused a debate about the what kind of rifle constitutes the ideal infantry weapon that continues to this day.

via The Assault Rifle.

Me want…

What John McCain Is Doing With His Time, Fretting About $200,000

Put in perspective, this is like worrying about that pimple on your hind parts when your face is on fire.  Watch the train wreck we chose to run against the slick afro-Marxist in action if you can…

CSPANJUNKIEdotORG

$200,000 “down”, $11 trillion to go…

HR 2454 Roll Call Vote (Know Your Enemy)

“American Clean Energy and Security Act”

Because cow farts are heinous!

 

Kostard Equates ABC Obama Infomercial To FOX News Tea Party Coverage