See No Evil

I was gearing up to blame ‘the army’s culture of guns,’ but now I’m leaning more toward ‘alienating anti-Muslim environment.’

 

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Grave Situation (How do you know they’re supposed to be zombies? Maybe they’re supposed to be Obama supporters.)

How do you know they’re supposed to be zombies? Maybe they’re supposed to be Obama supporters.

 

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Afghanistalled

Maybe he’d work up a little more involvement with Afghanistan if they’d put in a really sweet golf course.

 

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Playing Rough

…and as long as you’re using my ball and my yard, I won’t have any of you playing with that stupid Fox kid. Understand?

 

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Anita Dunce

Mother Teresa a “favorite philosopher?” Isn’t Barack vetting these people at all?

 

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Mmm, mmm, mind-control

Look, you’re his teacher, you tell me how to turn him off!

 

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Ignoble Prize

Don’t think of yourself as an ‘underachiever who hasn’t met a single important goal;’ think of yourself as a viable candidate for the Nobel Peace Prize!

 

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Broken Dreams…..25 cents

I don’t think it means the dream is over. Do you think it means the dream is over?\

 

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Olympic-sized Letdown

How soon before he labels this a ‘crisis’ and pushes for a government takeover of the Olympic Committee?

 

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No Stone Left Unturned

…and you’re certain there won’t be any of ..them buried here?

 

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Global Warming

Oh thank goodness it’s only that. I was terrified there’d be some new Global Warming development.

 

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ScrabbleRouser

No wonder we keep getting stuck with icky words! It’s Obama Scrabble!

 

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Indecent Exposure

No…I don’t think he’s overexposed. Why do you ask?

 

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ACON

I won’t be a minute. I told Naomi and the ACORN bunch I’d stop in and visit as soon as they were settled at the new headquarters.

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APORN

Wow, I see what you mean! But if ACORN itself is like a ‘prostitute,’ performing shady services for a ‘client,’ – the current amoral administration – in exchange for taxpayer money…who would ACORN’s pimp be?

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