Government-Run Healthcare at your fingertips? There’s an app for that (how embarrassing!)

The NRCC pokes a little fun at the iPhone and the proponents of the so-called health-care “reform” legislation being proposed in Congress.

 

Hat-Tip Tech Republican, and Jennifer, via the Web 2.0 Reader

 

See No Evil

I was gearing up to blame ‘the army’s culture of guns,’ but now I’m leaning more toward ‘alienating anti-Muslim environment.’

 

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The Future of Twitter, by Loic Le Meur

If nothing else, you’ll enjoy the way Loic Le Meur pronounces “Twitter.” Here are his predictions for the future of Twitter (h/t Mashable):

 

Halloween Special: Paranormal legislative activity?

In a spoof of the movie “Paranormal Activity” this video looks at the healthcare bill coming out of congress in the same light. Funny video.

 

Grave Situation (How do you know they’re supposed to be zombies? Maybe they’re supposed to be Obama supporters.)

How do you know they’re supposed to be zombies? Maybe they’re supposed to be Obama supporters.

 

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Biden’s Big Fish Story: 1M Jobs Saved/Created “Directly As A Consequence Of Contracting Authority To Federal Govt”

Joe Biden’s lips are moving… he must be lying. Come on Joe, the stimulus has created or saved 1 million jobs? At least yell “April Fools” if you are going to say this with a straight face.

Krauthammer: Obama Cannot Refrain from Attacking Bush, Beyond Disgraceful

Krauthammer on Special Report with Brett Baier lets loose on Obama’s constant attack of Bush.

 

Bill O’Reilly Sends Correspondent To Confront Rep Alan Grayson Office

FOX’s Bill O’Reilly has a correspondent Griff Jenkins to Democratic Rep Alan Grayson Office to confront him on his outlandish statements. We find out how cowardly Grayson turns out to be.

 

Afghanistalled

Maybe he’d work up a little more involvement with Afghanistan if they’d put in a really sweet golf course.

 

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Trick or Treat

Recycled from 10/28/08

With all the talk about “spreading the wealth around” this Halloween cartoon seems particularly appropriate!

 

Fun Facts Of The Day

To survive in hostile environments, cockroaches rely on their own vermin: Blattabacterium, a microbe that hitched a ride inside roaches 140 million years ago, and hasn’t left since.
Researchers who sequenced the Blattabacterium genome have found that it converts waste into molecules necessary for a roach to survive. Every cockroach is a testimony to the power of recycling — thanks to their microbes, they don’t even need to pee.

While this may make the cockroach the envy of beer drinkers the world over, surely this will not spare them from the bottom of our shoes moving in their direction at high velocity, nasty little bugs they are.

Surprisingly, a common fact about a different variety of cockroach, the DCius Democraticas Socialistus has gone unnoticed.  The DDS must spew raw feces from their mouths daily to survive.  Luckily, there is a lower form of cockroach, the North American Entitlement Serf, that finds the feces an irresistible treat and gobbles it up as quickly as its spewed.  Thus keeping our streets clean.

The scientific community could not be reached for comment.

The Draking Point: Swing Voters

Here’s the latest from Drake Dunaway, of The Draking Point (Conservative Cartoons to Animate the Republic):

 

The Draking Point

 

How to deal with e-Mail overload…

243 new messages! Hmmm…I wonder what would happen if I just marked them all as ‘Read,’ and started over?!

I Can Has Cheezburger

 

Top Idiots Of The Week

RightBias Idiot Awards Nancy Morgan RightBias.com October 25, 2009

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Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan said the H1N1 flu vaccine was developed to kill people. “The Earth can’t take 6.5 billion people. We just can’t feed that many. So what are you going to do? Kill as many as you can.” Let’s toss in the millions of useful idiots who actually believe this yo-yo.

ECO-IDIOTS:

Memo to Andy: How about you consider a vasectomy? That way you can save the earth from melting and cut down on the population of stupid babies at the same time. Talk about a win-win twofer….

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has called on his countrymen to stop singing in the shower to help save water and electricity – they should attempt to wash in less than three minutes and breaking into song distracts them. Which begs the question: How many citizens ruled by this murderous thug have the urge to break into song?

New Zealand’s Victoria University has issued a new study suggesting that dogs and cats, like people, are a plague upon the earth. They say people should have edible pets. All you pet owners out there better start chowing down or you’ll lose your membership in the growing ranks of Mother Earth worshipers. Bow-wow.

Chris Matthews: “The group in this country that most resembles the Taliban is the religious right.” Inquiring minds want to know: Does Matthews have any pets?

In another example of liberals, oops, progressives inventing their own reality, MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann claims MSNBC is the “undisputed leader in Cable TV News.” I believe the only one who believes him is George Orwell, and possibly the White House. Sigh.

This just in: On the Jay Leno show last night, Michelle Obama assured the nation that her husband, the President of the United States, if given a choice, would prefer ‘world peace’ over the Chicago White Sox winning the World Series. Whew.

Playing Rough

…and as long as you’re using my ball and my yard, I won’t have any of you playing with that stupid Fox kid. Understand?

 

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