Scarewaves

I really can’t explain why I don’t like her…it’s just this feeling I’ve had for a while!

 

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TOTUS Malfunctions inside the White House During Family Dinner…POTUS Manages to Recover

From The Onion:

Obama’s daughter Malia was asking for an allowance raise, but he could not respond right away due to the technical problems.

He froze mid-sentence but was able to recall most of his remarks from memory almost verbatim to the press release sent to reporters before the dinner.

Obama’s Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner

 

What’s WALNUT?

A little known fact is that China has an organization that has operated for 63 years funded by the communist Chinese government called WALNUT (acronym has no English translation) that works to address issues of discrimination, affordable housing, a quality education, or better public services.

The only thing that sets the Chinese group apart from our American ACORN is that the Chinese community organization, WALNUT actually seeks to keep the oppressed, oppressed the poor, poor and the stupid, stupid.

Oh… Maybe they’re not so different after all.

My bad.

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Palin for President Billboard in San Francisco Opposed

This video discusses the battle over ‘Palin for president’ billboard in the San Francisco suburb of San Carlos which is 5 to 1 Democrat.

 

Right Photoshop: Victory Ride

This is an appropriate Photoshop following the GOP victories in Virginia and New Jersey.

 

Christmas Present From Pelosi

Nancy Pelosi says she hopes ObamaCare will be a “Christmas present to the American people.”

 

Christmas with a capital “C” Video by the Go Fish Guys (with Lyrics)

(Updated with Lyrics)

Back by popular demand. Here are the Go Fish Guys, who explain why it’s not “Happy Holidays.” Warning: This music will make you want to dance.

 

Lyrics

I remember when people used to say “Merry Christmas” to each other. EVERYBODY said “Merry Christmas…Hey, Merry Christmas to you, Mr. Lowenstein!” You know why? Because it wasn’t about a religion, it was about something as a culture we thought was so valuable, that we all would do it together even if I disagreed with the religion behind it because it was good for ALL of us instead of just me. But what do people say now…”Happy Holidays.” See I just say “Happy Holidays,” because I don’t want to say “Christmas,” because you don’t believe in Christmas, because I don’t want to offend you because….

It’s called Christmas!

Well I went to the coffee shop to get myself a Mocha,
The lady at the counter said “Happy holidays!”
I said, “Thanks lady, I am pretty happy,
But there’s only one holiday that makes me feel that way.”

It’s called Christmas, what more can I say?
It’s about the birth of Christ and you can’t take that away.
You can call it something else, but that’s not what it will be.
It’s called Christmas with a capital “C.”

God’s got a law and we pretty much destroyed it.
We’re gonna get judged, there’s no way to avoid it.
But Jesus came down to take the punishment for me.
He did it for you too, so maybe you can see.

Why It’s called Christmas, what more can I say?
It’s about the birth of Christ and you can’t take that away.
You can call it something else, but that’s not what it will be.
It’s called Christmas with a capital “C.”

It’s called Christmas!

Oh, yes we want to say happy holidays because we don’t want to leave anybody out. Really, how come there’s a ton of holidays in February but no one says happy holidays then? They say what it is, “Happy Valentines Day…OOH do you believe in love?”

It’s called Christmas!

But no body wants to say “Christmas,” everything but Christmas, why I know why, you do too, it’s because it’s got Christ in it and after thousands of years he’s still intimidating people, you see when a religious figure says “I am the way” people don’t wanna hear it.

It’s called Christmas!

I say you gotta say merry Christmas ’cause it is! and if you don’t believe in it fine, but I got a flash for you, Christianity happens to be the religious heritage of my country whether you like it or not.

It’s called Christmas!

So if you’re not Christian or you don’t like it, and you don’t want Christmas to be celebrated, well then God Bless You, but if you’re think you’re gonna stop me from sayin’ it because it offends you, I gotta flash for you. Put a helmet on, ’cause it’s my country too.

It’s called Christmas, what more can I say?
It’s about the birth of Christ and you can’t take that away.
You can call it something else, but that’s not what it will be.
It’s called Christmas with a capital “C”!

Laughing Matters: The Santa Recall Vote

The following is from Charles Marshall is a Christian comedian and author. Visit his Web site,

I was five-years-old when I found a tiny baby doll in my Christmas stocking. To make matters worse, Santa had given my sister a toy fire truck that I intuitively knew should’ve been mine. It took years of therapy to get over the trauma.

How could Santa make such a colossal blunder? What else might he be messing up? Was he just flying around, dispensing toys higgly-piggly in heaven only knows whose stockings? A kid in Zambia gets an ice fishing kit? An Eskimo child gets an elephant saddle?

My confidence further eroded as I examined the Santa historical records, otherwise known as Christmas songs. For example, Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer states: “Then one foggy Christmas Eve…”

That’s foggy, mind you. Not snowy. Not blizzardy. Just foggy!

“…Santa came to say, ‘Rudolph with your nose so bright, won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?’”

I find it astounding that Santa-this amazing problem-solver, who routinely crams toys for all the children of the entire earth into one sleigh and then delivers them in one night and has even figured out a way to make reindeer fly-is stumped by fog. Let a little of it roll in and he’s completely dumbfounded.

“Uh-oh. Looks like we’ve got fog. Never seen this before. Unless I can find a mammal with some sort of luminescent appendage, we’re gonna have to call the whole thing off.”

What about a couple of fog lights, Santa? Shouldn’t the song be: “I got me a couple o’ halogens, now I can make my rounds again!”

To me, it sounds like Santa is just looking for a reason to goof off. Could it be the reason for his sloppy work of late is that he’s ready to retire? It makes me wonder if Santa is still fit for the job. Maybe it’s time to start a Santa recall petition.

But that, of course, begs the question: Who could we get to fill the position?

The obvious replacement is Arnold Schwarzenegger. The extra exposure could really benefit him as he advances toward his ultimate goal of controlling the universe.

My recommendation is that we let Santa stay on with the company but transfer him to the Easter Egg Delivery Division. We could then promote the Easter Bunny to Santa’s present job, just as long as he promises not to needle Santa about it.

The best thing about Christmas, though, is also the most dependable-Jesus. In a world of uncertainty, it helps to know that there is a love that is willing to suffer any hardship for my benefit.

I’ve found that love to be the one constant on this planet, and I see it demonstrated nowhere more clearly than God sending his son on a dangerous rescue mission to save mankind from an eternity spent apart from him.

By the way, regarding the Easter Bunny’s promotion, we’ll have to be sure that everyone keeps their dogs locked up on Christmas Eve. It wouldn’t do for the kids to find Santa Bunny lying in front of the tree on Christmas morning. There isn’t enough therapy in the world to treat that kind of trauma.

© 2009 Charles Marshall

A Historian’s View on Heathcare Reform

As part of the Operation Health Freedom series, bestselling author Tom Woods gives a historian’s perspective on the health care debate. It helps to understand that healthcare actually worked in history before the government got involved.

 

Church Mice

 

The Church Mice are now on Facebook!

 

Christmas Lights for Dittoheads

And for our first official Christmas post of 2010, we bring you this from the FailBlog.org.

 

Government-Run Healthcare at your fingertips? There’s an app for that (how embarrassing!)

The NRCC pokes a little fun at the iPhone and the proponents of the so-called health-care “reform” legislation being proposed in Congress.

 

Hat-Tip Tech Republican, and Jennifer, via the Web 2.0 Reader

 

See No Evil

I was gearing up to blame ‘the army’s culture of guns,’ but now I’m leaning more toward ‘alienating anti-Muslim environment.’

 

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The Future of Twitter, by Loic Le Meur

If nothing else, you’ll enjoy the way Loic Le Meur pronounces “Twitter.” Here are his predictions for the future of Twitter (h/t Mashable):

 

Halloween Special: Paranormal legislative activity?

In a spoof of the movie “Paranormal Activity” this video looks at the healthcare bill coming out of congress in the same light. Funny video.

 

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