Government-Run Healthcare at your fingertips? There’s an app for that (how embarrassing!)

The NRCC pokes a little fun at the iPhone and the proponents of the so-called health-care “reform” legislation being proposed in Congress.

 

Hat-Tip Tech Republican, and Jennifer, via the Web 2.0 Reader

 

See No Evil

November 6, 2009 by Zack Rawsthorne  
Filed under For Your Entertainment, Texas, zTab

I was gearing up to blame ‘the army’s culture of guns,’ but now I’m leaning more toward ‘alienating anti-Muslim environment.’

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The Future of Twitter, by Loic Le Meur

If nothing else, you’ll enjoy the way Loic Le Meur pronounces “Twitter.” Here are his predictions for the future of Twitter (h/t Mashable):

 

Halloween Special: Paranormal legislative activity?

October 31, 2009 by Orlando  
Filed under For Your Entertainment

In a spoof of the movie “Paranormal Activity” this video looks at the healthcare bill coming out of congress in the same light. Funny video.

 

Grave Situation (How do you know they’re supposed to be zombies? Maybe they’re supposed to be Obama supporters.)

October 31, 2009 by Zack Rawsthorne  
Filed under For Your Entertainment

How do you know they’re supposed to be zombies? Maybe they’re supposed to be Obama supporters.

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Biden’s Big Fish Story: 1M Jobs Saved/Created “Directly As A Consequence Of Contracting Authority To Federal Govt”

October 30, 2009 by Orlando  
Filed under For Your Entertainment

Joe Biden’s lips are moving… he must be lying. Come on Joe, the stimulus has created or saved 1 million jobs? At least yell “April Fools” if you are going to say this with a straight face.

Krauthammer: Obama Cannot Refrain from Attacking Bush, Beyond Disgraceful

October 29, 2009 by Orlando  
Filed under For Your Entertainment

Krauthammer on Special Report with Brett Baier lets loose on Obama’s constant attack of Bush.

 

Bill O’Reilly Sends Correspondent To Confront Rep Alan Grayson Office

October 29, 2009 by Orlando  
Filed under For Your Entertainment

FOX’s Bill O’Reilly has a correspondent Griff Jenkins to Democratic Rep Alan Grayson Office to confront him on his outlandish statements. We find out how cowardly Grayson turns out to be.

 

Afghanistalled

October 29, 2009 by Zack Rawsthorne  
Filed under For Your Entertainment

Maybe he’d work up a little more involvement with Afghanistan if they’d put in a really sweet golf course.

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Trick or Treat

October 28, 2009 by Ron  
Filed under For Your Entertainment

Recycled from 10/28/08

With all the talk about “spreading the wealth around” this Halloween cartoon seems particularly appropriate!

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Fun Facts Of The Day

October 27, 2009 by Buffoon  
Filed under For Your Entertainment, zTab

To survive in hostile environments, cockroaches rely on their own vermin: Blattabacterium, a microbe that hitched a ride inside roaches 140 million years ago, and hasn’t left since.
Researchers who sequenced the Blattabacterium genome have found that it converts waste into molecules necessary for a roach to survive. Every cockroach is a testimony to the power of recycling — thanks to their microbes, they don’t even need to pee.

While this may make the cockroach the envy of beer drinkers the world over, surely this will not spare them from the bottom of our shoes moving in their direction at high velocity, nasty little bugs they are.

Surprisingly, a common fact about a different variety of cockroach, the DCius Democraticas Socialistus has gone unnoticed.  The DDS must spew raw feces from their mouths daily to survive.  Luckily, there is a lower form of cockroach, the North American Entitlement Serf, that finds the feces an irresistible treat and gobbles it up as quickly as its spewed.  Thus keeping our streets clean.

The scientific community could not be reached for comment.

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The Draking Point: Swing Voters

October 27, 2009 by Drake Dunaway  
Filed under For Your Entertainment, zTab

Here’s the latest from Drake Dunaway, of The Draking Point (Conservative Cartoons to Animate the Republic):

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How to deal with e-Mail overload…

243 new messages! Hmmm…I wonder what would happen if I just marked them all as ‘Read,’ and started over?!

243 new messages! Hmmm...I wonder what would happen if I just marked them all as
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Top Idiots Of The Week

October 25, 2009 by Nancy Morgan  
Filed under For Your Entertainment

RightBias Idiot Awards
Nancy Morgan
RightBias.com
October 25, 2009


AND THE WINNER IS:
The United Nations has won the RightBias Top Idiot Of The Week Award. They issued a report demanding the repeal of counter terrorism laws. Why? In order to promote ‘gender equality.’ These idiots believe it’s important to recognize the role of “transgender and intersex individuals as stakeholders” in counter terrorism policy.

Translation:
Its just plain  mean to make fun of all those terrorists who dress in female clothing in order to kill Americans. Hey, they’ve got feelings too.
SECOND PLACE:
Obama’s regulatory czar, Cass Sunstein, once again wins a spot among Top Idiots. Sunstein, in a 2008 book, advocates abolishing marriage. “Under our proposal, the word marriage would no longer appear in any laws, and marriage licenses would no longer be offered or recognized by any level of government.” I’m not making this stuff up.

HONORABLE MENTION:

Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan said the H1N1 flu vaccine was developed to kill people. “The Earth can’t take 6.5 billion people. We just can’t feed that many. So what are you going to do? Kill as many as you can.” Let’s toss in the millions of useful idiots who actually believe this yo-yo.

ECO-IDIOTS:

Where to start? Let’s flip a coin and place Andrew Revkin, who reports on environmental issues for The New York Times at the top of this weeks’ Eco-Idiots. He suggested last week that carbon credits be given (for free!) to couples that limit themselves to having one child. In order to save the world from global warming.

Memo to Andy: How about you consider a vasectomy? That way you can save the earth from melting and cut down on the population of stupid babies at the same time. Talk about a win-win twofer….

Cabinet ministers in the Maldives held an underwater meeting last Saturday to draw attention to the threat global warming poses to the lowest-lying nation on earth. Words fail.

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has called on his countrymen to stop singing in the shower to help save water and electricity – they should attempt to wash in less than three minutes and breaking into song distracts them. Which begs the question: How many citizens ruled by this murderous thug have the urge to break into song?

Fido Beware!

New Zealand’s Victoria University has issued a new study suggesting that dogs and cats, like people, are a plague upon the earth. They say people should have edible pets. All you pet owners out there better start chowing down or you’ll lose your membership in the growing ranks of Mother Earth worshipers. Bow-wow.

MOST IDIOTIC STATEMENTS:
Left-wing author and conspiracy theorist Gore Vidal shared his thoughts about President Barack Obama. He believes that Obama is overqualified to be President. “He’s too intelligent for the job,” Vidal stated. With a straight face.

Chris Matthews: “The group in this country that most resembles the Taliban is the religious right.” Inquiring minds want to know: Does Matthews have any pets?

In another example of liberals, oops, progressives inventing their own reality, MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann claims MSNBC is the “undisputed leader in Cable TV News.” I believe the only one who believes him is George Orwell, and possibly the White House. Sigh.

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NEWS FLASH:

This just in: On the Jay Leno show last night, Michelle Obama assured the nation that her husband, the President of the United States, if given a choice, would prefer ‘world peace’ over the Chicago White Sox winning the World Series. Whew.

Due to space limitations, RightBias will have to forgo our weekly awards for Criminal Idiots and our Just Plain Stupid awards. So many idiots, so little space. We’ll get to them next week. Till then, keep smiling.
Nancy Morgan
RightBias.com
Nancy Morgan is a columnist and news editor for RightBias.com She lives in South Carolina

Playing Rough

October 24, 2009 by Zack Rawsthorne  
Filed under For Your Entertainment

…and as long as you’re using my ball and my yard, I won’t have any of you playing with that stupid Fox kid. Understand?

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