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	<title>Ft. Hard Knox &#187; For Your Entertainment</title>
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		<title>Scarewaves</title>
		<link>http://forthardknox.com/2009/11/20/scarewaves/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:41:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Rawsthorne</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Sarah Palin]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I really can&#8217;t explain why I don&#8217;t like her&#8230;it&#8217;s just this feeling I&#8217;ve had for a while!

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		<title>TOTUS Malfunctions inside the White House During Family Dinner&#8230;POTUS Manages to Recover</title>
		<link>http://forthardknox.com/2009/11/19/totus-malfunctions-inside-the-white-house-during-family-dinner-potus-manages-to-recover/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:02:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenn Sierra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From The Onion:
Obama’s daughter Malia was asking for an allowance raise, but he could not respond right away due to the technical problems.
He froze mid-sentence but was able to recall most of his remarks from memory almost verbatim to the press release sent to reporters before the dinner. 
Obama&#8217;s Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner
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		<title>What&#8217;s WALNUT?</title>
		<link>http://forthardknox.com/2009/11/17/whats-walnut/</link>
		<comments>http://forthardknox.com/2009/11/17/whats-walnut/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:52:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buffoon</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Barack Obama]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[resist! red china]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A little known fact is that China has an organization that has operated for 63 years funded by the communist Chinese government called WALNUT (acronym has no English translation) that works to address issues of discrimination,  affordable housing, a quality education, or better public services.
The only thing that sets the Chinese group apart from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Palin for President Billboard in San Francisco Opposed</title>
		<link>http://forthardknox.com/2009/11/13/palin-for-president-billboard-in-san-francisco-opposed/</link>
		<comments>http://forthardknox.com/2009/11/13/palin-for-president-billboard-in-san-francisco-opposed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:08:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Orlando</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[billboard]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Sarah Palin]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This video discusses the battle over &#8216;Palin for president&#8217; billboard in the San Francisco suburb of San Carlos which is 5 to 1 Democrat. 

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		<title>Right Photoshop: Victory Ride</title>
		<link>http://forthardknox.com/2009/11/12/right-photoshop-victory-ride/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:47:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Orlando</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[new jersey]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is an appropriate Photoshop following the GOP victories in Virginia and New Jersey.

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		<title>Christmas Present From Pelosi</title>
		<link>http://forthardknox.com/2009/11/12/christmas-present-from-pelosi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:38:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Orlando</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Christmas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[christmas present]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nancy Pelosi says she hopes ObamaCare will be a &#8220;Christmas present to the American people.&#8221;

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		<title>Christmas with a capital &#8220;C&#8221; Video by the Go Fish Guys (with Lyrics)</title>
		<link>http://forthardknox.com/2009/11/11/christmas-with-a-capital-c-video/</link>
		<comments>http://forthardknox.com/2009/11/11/christmas-with-a-capital-c-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 23:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>St. Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Updated with Lyrics)
Back by popular demand.  Here are the Go Fish Guys, who explain why it&#8217;s not &#8220;Happy Holidays.&#8221;  Warning: This music will make you want to dance.

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Lyrics
I remember when people used to say &#8220;Merry Christmas&#8221; to each other. EVERYBODY said &#8220;Merry Christmas&#8230;Hey, Merry Christmas to you, Mr. Lowenstein!&#8221;  You know why? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Laughing Matters: The Santa Recall Vote</title>
		<link>http://forthardknox.com/2009/11/11/laughing-matters-the-santa-recall-vote/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:58:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>St. Nick</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Christmas]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following is from Charles Marshall is a Christian comedian and author. Visit his Web site, 
I was five-years-old when I found a tiny baby doll in my Christmas stocking. To make matters worse, Santa had given my sister a toy fire truck that I intuitively knew should&#8217;ve been mine. It took years of therapy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Historian&#8217;s View on Heathcare Reform</title>
		<link>http://forthardknox.com/2009/11/10/a-historians-view-on-heathcare-reform/</link>
		<comments>http://forthardknox.com/2009/11/10/a-historians-view-on-heathcare-reform/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:27:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Orlando</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[government]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As part of the Operation Health Freedom series, bestselling author Tom Woods gives a historian&#8217;s perspective on the health care debate.  It helps to understand that healthcare actually worked in history before the government got involved.

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		<title>Church Mice</title>
		<link>http://forthardknox.com/2009/11/08/church-mice/</link>
		<comments>http://forthardknox.com/2009/11/08/church-mice/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 16:10:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Church Mice</dc:creator>
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The Church Mice are now on Facebook!

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		<title>Christmas Lights for Dittoheads</title>
		<link>http://forthardknox.com/2009/11/07/christmas-lights-for-dittoheads/</link>
		<comments>http://forthardknox.com/2009/11/07/christmas-lights-for-dittoheads/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:34:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>St. Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And for our first official Christmas post of 2010, we bring you this from the FailBlog.org.

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		<title>Government-Run Healthcare at your fingertips?  There&#8217;s an app for that (how embarrassing!)</title>
		<link>http://forthardknox.com/2009/11/06/government-run-healthcare-at-your-fingertips-theres-an-app-for-that-how-embarrassing/</link>
		<comments>http://forthardknox.com/2009/11/06/government-run-healthcare-at-your-fingertips-theres-an-app-for-that-how-embarrassing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 02:25:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenn's Tech Tips</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[health care]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iPhone]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The NRCC pokes a little fun at the iPhone and the proponents of the so-called health-care &#8220;reform&#8221; legislation being proposed in Congress.

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Hat-Tip Tech Republican, and Jennifer, via the Web 2.0 Reader
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		<title>See No Evil</title>
		<link>http://forthardknox.com/2009/11/06/see-no-evil/</link>
		<comments>http://forthardknox.com/2009/11/06/see-no-evil/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:35:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zack Rawsthorne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[For Your Entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Texas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[diversity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fort Hood]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was gearing up to blame &#8216;the army&#8217;s culture of guns,&#8217; but now I&#8217;m leaning more toward &#8216;alienating anti-Muslim environment.&#8217;

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For more fun, visit www.DiversityLane.com
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		<title>The Future of Twitter, by Loic Le Meur</title>
		<link>http://forthardknox.com/2009/11/01/the-future-of-twitter-by-loic-le-meur/</link>
		<comments>http://forthardknox.com/2009/11/01/the-future-of-twitter-by-loic-le-meur/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 02:13:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenn's Tech Tips</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[FHK WebWarriors]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[For Your Entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[social networking]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If nothing else, you&#8217;ll enjoy the way Loic Le Meur pronounces &#8220;Twitter.&#8221;  Here are his predictions for the future of Twitter (h/t Mashable):

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		<title>Halloween Special: Paranormal legislative activity?</title>
		<link>http://forthardknox.com/2009/10/31/halloween-special-paranormal-legislative-activity/</link>
		<comments>http://forthardknox.com/2009/10/31/halloween-special-paranormal-legislative-activity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:35:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Orlando</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[For Your Entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Halloween]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Obamacare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[paranormal activity]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In a spoof of the movie &#8220;Paranormal Activity&#8221; this video looks at the healthcare bill coming out of congress in the same light.  Funny video.

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