Ron Paul is a man of mystery but the photos below show that he may be even more mysterious than we thought.
Could it be that Ron Paul is actually Ross Perot? Note the picture below. Consider the similarities, not only in their features, but in their personalities–squirrelly, eccentric, slightly whimsical with that semi-nuts look in their eyes. Ross, Ron, Paul, Perot…R.P. initials? We need some serious investigation by the 9/11 Truthers.
There was a rumor going around that Ron Paul was actually a Rugrat, specifically Tommy the Rugrat baby, but our research team has indicated that the chance of this being true would be about his presidential poll ratings (under 2%).
We are still trying to confirm whether Ron Paul may or may not have been Pee Wee Herman prior to going into politics. Our crack staff is still working on that story. We will keep you posted.
