The August 2-5, 2007 YearlyKOS will have a multitude of seminars on their schedule.  I’m sure there were so many left out. So, we at Ft. Hard Knox would like to do a public service and help KOS with its future conference seminars.

LYING LIBERALLY (hosted by Hillary & Bill Clinton):  This panel will discuss how to lie with confidence to the press, congress, and the American People.  A case study entitled, “I did not have sexual relations with that women” will be discussed.

GLOBAL WARMING MY BEHIND (by Al Gore):  The Goracle will explain how to successfully shape a winning global warming message and scam people with carbon offsets.

DO NOTHING - CLAIM EVERYTHING (by Nancy Pelosi):  Speak Pelosi will share her secrets of actually doing nothing and claiming victory in the press.

THE WAR IS LOST (by Harry Reid):  Senate leader Harry Reid will make the case why the war is still lost in 2008.  Seating open to 1 person.

SICKO-PHANT (by Michael Moore):  Sychophant (dictionary.com): a self-seeking, servile flatterer.  In this workshop, learn to be a self-serving blowhard and make big bucks.

DAILY-CUSS (by Markos Moulitsas Zuniga):  In this hands on workshop you will learn to cuss like a sailor when commenting on conservative blogs. 

HAIRCARE FOR WOMEN (by John Edwards):  In this lively workshop, John Edwards will share his beauty secrets to other women like him.