Nancy Pelosdi and Harry Reid would like to share their greatest hits toward spectacular failure. After one year of accomplishing nothing and getting their behind spanked by Bush and the Republicans they are the supreme experts.

1. Make wild promises and don’t deliver.
2. Ignore mainstream America and pander to the wackos.
3. Pass senseless resolutions instead of working on real problems.
4. Blame incessantly.
5. Use children as human shields for your own failures.
6. Take no personal responsibility for repeated failures.
7. Maintain a consistently negative message.
8. Invest in the defeat of America and the troops.
9. Whine, whine, whine.
10. Do nothing and continue to claim false success.