(Originally posted 11/18/07, updated 12/20/07)

Dear sport, this is Colonel Robert Neville calling from Melbourne Australia.

Yes folks, I’m very happy to link up with some fellow Conservatives, especially Stateside.

Aah, we should NEVER be reticent about declaring our values, as real life is mostly relentlessly Conservative. Try eating, sleeping or repairing a combustion engine ‘radically’. Yep, it’s the fashion of the nihilistic Leftoid to say, “It’s all just opinion”. Notice how the same people don’t go to a Dentist who just has an opinion that he’s a Dentist but without any qualifications?

Yeah, riiight, it’s just my opinion what the speed of light is, that the earth revolves around the Sun and the way a combustion engine works? Er, no. “I’m going to punch you hard in the face but it’s just my opinion that it may hurt. You should just adopt an alternative and equally valid opinion that it won’t. It’s crazy enough to work and good luck!”

Yep, as Conservatives, be assertive and talk straight, honestly, be profoundly researched and prepared and never be a bore or a phoney. Or you may wake up as Al Gore.

Leftism is essentially a neurotic emotion that can never be satisfied, like all moral vanity. Mark Steyn has described the Left, the degraded Liberals as they are now, the venal, decadent Hollywood freaks etc, and Radical, as “living in a fantasy life completely supported by the system they despise”.

The answer sports, is to be as Virgil said, bold, be absolutely correct and to state it clearly, loudly and often, in the style of Churchill, General Patton and Reagan. We must be so startlingly correct, interesting, memorable and with a crushing sense of wit, humour, research and fact, that every block stops the entirely predictable baloney of the Left, and each counter punch hits the intended mark every time. It’s a tactical mistake to push every alleged Conservative wheelbarrow and be seen as Right wing parodies. These are dangerous and strategic times.

Let’s fund some utterly correct docos that are an entertaining and explosive trashing of frauds like Che the child killer Guevara, the worlds foremost clinical narcissists and frauds the Clintons, the worlds first Eunuch President, Jimmy Carter, the semi architect of many current troubles and the monstrous history of a resurgent Communism and its true motives. Expose the hideous facts of global Islam and the very harsh reality of its mad founder Mohammed and the Krazy Koran …The best form of defence is of always forward attack, moving to deflection only when needed…

Our focus should be a complete crushing of the enemies of the freedoms of ordinary human beings living in our human scale, human flawed and great Capitalist Democracy’s, created via Judeo Christianity, Secularism, the freedom of the individual, optimism, facing challenges, innovation, the free exchange of ideas, humour, fun, real wealth creation, responsibility to ones community and patriotism etc.

We should learn from Mark Steyn, Winston Churchill, Mark Levin, Ronald Reagan, Evan Sayet, P.J. O’Rourke, David Horowitz, Groucho Marx, Peter Cook and Dudley Moore and er, the list is endless. We will not prevail without the awesome power of ridicule, humour, absolute correct empirical insight and analysis and the firepower of a public voice, and er, firepower.

Steyn again: “The greatest flaw of the West is its ability to draw a moral equivalence between everything and anything. It’s really an inability to see anything in due proportion”.

So sports, skip to it and I’d love to see what you think; we are after all, STILL free men and women of the Free West and thank God and the Constitution.

I wish we had one in Australia. Colonel Neville.

PS. Do many of you know of Alan West, a Republican from Florida who is running for Congress? A highly experienced, decorated military man, a straight talker on security and the threat of Islamism, and he’s a great all round family guy, too. I’d vote for him! Tom Tancredo seems swingin’ too. Any insights? Look up Lonnie Beale doing Conservative Voice on YouTube, great stuff. An Aussie site for insight into Left madness is dissectleft.blogspot.com, also thepeoplescube.com and drsanity.com.

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