Obama supporters only 50 percent less racist than KKK.

You wouldn’t read about it.

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A report released today to coincide with the election of Barack Obama as precedent, shows that Obama supporters are only half as tolerant or even Liberal as they believe.

“By default, all Democrat voters voted for a white man as much as they did for a black man” said Milo Filofax, the Director of a study titled ‘Obama: The Auditing of Soap’. The reports findings may cause some concern among white Obama voters, not only among those that hate other white people, but especially those that hate themselves.

Even with regular Starbucks breaks, being patronising to minorities is demanding both physically and time-wise, sometimes taking up whole afternoons of chanting meaningless slogans that cost nothing. This doesn’t include the long journey from bohemian areas to welfare and crime plagued urban sprawl, and then back again to better neighbourhoods.

Naturally, to discover that all the years of posturing have been a delusion or even worse, an utter fraud, could prove emotionally devastating”, said Milo.

“After such an epiphany, ones sense of moral vanity and Cognitive Dissonance could be so shattered, so thoroughly discredited by useless facts, that one may never recover, incapable of wearing a Che the child killer t-shirt in an affluent and free democracy again”, added Filofax.

“What’s more, it would be crushing for anyone honestly curious, to learn that after the Civil War, which was declared and fought by Abraham Lincoln the Republican, it was actually the Democratic Party who founded the KKK to stop the efforts of the Republican abolitionists…Continue reading on Colonel Robert Neville Always Dresses for Dinner >>

Barack Obama’s Review of Bill Ayers’ Book, When Obama Was 36 Years Old (Update)

UPDATE: See Bill Ayres “Just a Guy I shared an Office with for Three years”

Following is a copy of Barack Obama’s review of Bill Ayers’ book, A Kind and Just Parent: The Children of Juvenile Court, in 1997, when Barack Obama was thirty-six years old:

A searing and timely account of the juvenile court system, and the courageous individuals who rescue hope from despair.

Much more on the zomblog.

(Hat-Tip Little Green Footballs, Kansas Meadowlark)

Right Photoshop: Obama is Bill Ayers Puppet

Pulling the strings of his political puppet is the satirical look at the relationship between Bill Ayers and Barack Obama.